Roast My Room

Same room.
Harsher truth.

Roastly turns your questionable furniture choices into a safe, hilarious, shareable room read. The room is the joke. You’re good.

Free demo · no sign-up · no judgment (well, almost)

Roastly

Rooms. Honestly.

Room verdict

This chair has more outfits than you do.

“The lamp is doing its best, but it can’t illuminate a lifestyle choice.”

Savage modeShareable in seconds
Group-chat ready

The roast booth

Upload your room. Get roasted.

Pick your narrator, drop in a room photo, and preview the kind of playful verdict a future Roastly AI will deliver.

01 / Choose the voice

How spicy?

02 / Add the evidence

Roastly verdict

A sample verdict, ready when you are

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Demo room

Same room.

Harsher truth.

6.4 / 10 chaos points

The chair pile has a lease?

This room looks like a laundry basket won a custody battle with a floor lamp. The bed is serving ‘I’ll deal with it tomorrow’—and tomorrow has clearly left the chat.

Potential? Absolutely. Evidence? We’ll circle back.

Card and video export come with the connected AI generation backend.

Three moves

A little chaos. A lot of character.

Roastly makes it easy to turn a room photo into a lighthearted moment worth sending on.

01

Choose the attitude

Savage, Gentle, or Drag-Queen Judge. You set the temperature.

02

Show us the room

Upload a bedroom, dorm, living room, or whatever the chair pile has become.

03

Send the verdict

Copy or share a playful roast designed for the group chat.

A kinder kind of chaos

We roast the room, never the person.

Every Roastly verdict stays playful, shareable, and squarely focused on the decor decisions.

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