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Choose the attitude
Savage, Gentle, or Drag-Queen Judge. You set the temperature.
Roast My Room
Roastly turns your questionable furniture choices into a safe, hilarious, shareable room read. The room is the joke. You’re good.
Free demo · no sign-up · no judgment (well, almost)
Roastly
Rooms. Honestly.
Room verdict
This chair has more outfits than you do.
“The lamp is doing its best, but it can’t illuminate a lifestyle choice.”
The roast booth
Pick your narrator, drop in a room photo, and preview the kind of playful verdict a future Roastly AI will deliver.
01 / Choose the voice
02 / Add the evidence
Roastly verdict
A sample verdict, ready when you are
Same room.
Harsher truth.
The chair pile has a lease?
This room looks like a laundry basket won a custody battle with a floor lamp. The bed is serving ‘I’ll deal with it tomorrow’—and tomorrow has clearly left the chat.
Potential? Absolutely. Evidence? We’ll circle back.
Card and video export come with the connected AI generation backend.
Three moves
Roastly makes it easy to turn a room photo into a lighthearted moment worth sending on.
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Savage, Gentle, or Drag-Queen Judge. You set the temperature.
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Upload a bedroom, dorm, living room, or whatever the chair pile has become.
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Copy or share a playful roast designed for the group chat.
A kinder kind of chaos
Every Roastly verdict stays playful, shareable, and squarely focused on the decor decisions.